How to get a Valentine
If you failed this year
Lily Maginn and Raghed Hadi
February 24, 2023
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Give them tacky jewelry. It will make them think you’re quirky and funny. Extra brownie points if their neck starts to turn green. It isn’t being cheap; it’s showing them you are financially responsible!
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Propose! Who wouldn’t want their anniversary to be the same day everyone else celebrates being a couple! Regardless of your age, love is a commitment you will know you’re ready to make.
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Manifesting is key. Write their name on a paper 3-5 times. Spray it with your perfume or signature scent and bury it in your backyard. You do not, chase, you attract
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Bring your “girl/boy best friend” and talk to them the whole time while laughing about your inside jokes. It’s important for your date to meet this person knowing that they’re not a threat.